Ashton: biceps as big as africa
Luke: shoulders as wide as australia
Calum: booty as nice as canada
Michael: dick bigger than the tower, i aint talkin bout eiffel
Harry’s first time visiting Wolverhampton and eager to see the Statue of Prince Albert.
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
me when i found out that mike ‘the situation’ sorrentino from jersey shore is facing ten years in prison for tax evasion